Just For Laughs

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    A housekeeper worked for a married couple. She asked the wife for a raise.
    "Well, why do you think you deserve a raise?" asked the wife.
    Housekeeper: "There are three reasons why I deserve a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Housekeeper: "Your husband said so."
    Wife: "Oh."
    Housekeeper: "The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense. Who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Housekeeper: "Your husband did."
    Wife: "Oh."
    Housekeeper: "The third reason is that I'm a better lover than you."
    Now, the wife is really furious & asks, "Did my husband say that, too?"
    Housekeeper: "No. The gardener did."
    She got the raise.
     
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    I agree
     
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    Nope. The boobs are way too big. ;):)
     
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    One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends … because they can’t remember them!

    I called the incontinence hotline recently. They asked if I could hold.
     
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    Boyfriend caught cheating prank
     
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    I was sad when they cancelled Candid Camera.
     
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    I gotta get me one of those!
     
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