Nah. Check out "Another Diy Project", page 4, in Home Improvement. Also, page 2 of Will You Be Watching The R N C This Week? under Politics and Government. I get away with anything.
They'll track you down. They have a network. They can't often get along, but crucifying a man is on their short list of unifying causes. (At least you didn't use the word "sammich" in your comment.)
There are quite a few different lyrics if you Google Search them. O The monkey wrapped it's tail around the flag pole. They are all pretty nasty lyrics. Wonder what the origin is?
O, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole. To see the grass grow. Underneath his elbow. That's what I recall (from memory.) Sung to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March, I believe. I never heard dirty lyrics. Interesting how things can travel in the days preceding the internet.
"Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole To see the hair grow Around his ... ...." (censored)
John, it wasn't the Colonel Bogey March, it was a Sousa March, but I can't remember the title. Also, it was "Beneath" his elbow. Cheers! Hal
Sorry, Craig. This is not my type of "humor" and I'm a little surprised it's even allowed. I'll just ignore this thread so carry on.