Senior Moments

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    In his later life, a former Bishop of Lincoln, UK, found himself having difficulty rising from a park bench where he had stopped to take the weight off his feet. After struggling ineffectively, he was delighted when a little girl offered a helping hand.

    'That's very kind of you my dear,' he told her, 'But are you really strong enough?'

    'Oh yes, the child retorted, 'I've often helped my daddy when he was much drunker than you.'
     
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    Two elderly guests, Martin and Chris, attended a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter's engagement to a man she had been living with for three years, were grumbling about the decline in moral standards.


    'All these people sleeping together before they're married,' Martin muttered indignantly. 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?'

    'I don't know,' answered Chris thoughtfully. 'What was her maiden name?'
     
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    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.

    I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease ... that's when your chest is falling into your drawers.
     
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    Smashing quotes !
     
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