Sex

It said the average British male has sex 2-3 times per week, while the average Eskimo has sex about 2-3 times per year. Thats fantastic, the information you can pick up, for instance up until now I never knew that I was an Eskimo

 

er, Tom, may I make a suggestion? Maybe you'd have better luck if you changed your last name.

 

ah,you don't get the joke,lol

 

I do get it Tom. I don't like it. Not offended, takes a Holocaust joke to do that. Just don't like it. Wish that weren't your name, I like funny people.

 

But what could he change it to?

 

Tom Twit ?

 

Tommy Knockers?

 

Bwahahahahaha!