Thanksgiving Weather Forecast... In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone! Happy Thanksgiving!
Lol, Joe! I just hope our temps drop from the 70's to the 50's like they are forcast...can you imagine how hot the house will get with ovens on for hours?
HA HA @ "increased stuffiness around the beltway". Only in America are we so thankful on Thanksgiving Day for how much we have and then trample each other the next day for the mall sales.
Mama turkey wasn't happy with how young Tom was turning out "Shame on you!...if your Father could see you now, he's roll over in his gravy"!