John Wayne rode into town, tied his horse to the rail, walked into the packed saloon and ordered a whisky ... walked out later and found that his horse was gone ... So, he sauntered back to the bar, hitched up his gunbelt, ordered another whisky, then turned and said to the crowd ... "Listen up folks, I'll say this only once, my horse better be outside in 5 mins or else ... 'cos I don't wanna do the bad thing that I did back in Dodge City" He walks out, and there's his horse ... old timer sitting outside said " hey Duke' What was the bad thing you had to do in Doge City"? Duke said. " I had to walk home"