The World's Greatest Novel

"We're gonna be rich!"

 

"Come here, nice doggie".

 

"Here's a juicy bone."

 

So Benji came in.

 

And licked the bone

 

Then he started gasping …..

 

And he was choking!

 

and farted too!

 

Sam squeezed him hard.

 

Out popped the bone.

 

Benji said, "Thank you!"

 

"I'll be your friend forever!"

 

Sam called TV stations.

 

Sam became well known!!

 

As the talking dog