Unnecessary Things And Inventions A - Z

Garlic Gum

H

 

Horses that heckle

I

 

Inchworms that are only ¾ inch long
J

 

jujubes made from plastic and inedible

K

 

Knickers for Giraffes

L

 

leggings for polar bears

M

 

Magnetic Socks

N

 

nightgowns for dogs

O

 

orthopedic shoes for centipedes
P

 

pants that are see through

Q

 

Red Blackboards

S

 

snow that never melts

T

 

toasters that don't toast

U

 

Undergarments with no elastic
V

 

vases for flowers made of paper

W