It is @Michelle Anderson's birthday today. I'd tell you how old she is today but I'm not a math wizard and it's a really, really big number. I have a hard time comprehending so large a number.
Thank you, I am a math wizard, and I'll tell you this: no matter how long I'm on this earth, I will be at 4 years younger than @Ken Anderson is. And I am also 45 years or so past my original expiration date. :