Belated Happy Birthday to you John. I had a long 5 hour nap yesterday and missed most of the day. But then belated Birthdays are the best kind right, just think how much younger you would be if everyone was belated with their Happy Birthdays.
Seriously John? You wish you were 25? Do you realize that if a genie could make you 25 but couldn't change anything else, which I understand is the way genies work (one wish granted only), that you would be looking forward to 60 or more years of having to insert that long plastic needle up your wee wee. Embrace your age and do what you have to with style.