Why To Question Before Volunteering

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  1. Bob Kirk

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    I had to quit volunteering at the local senior center here. Friday evenings I used to help with the bingo games. Filling in to call the numbers, taking care of the forms, selling markers paying the winners. All the usual stuff associated with bingo.

    Someone unknown to me thought an event to change up the routine and have a little excitement before bingo started would be fun for everyone. Because I filled in and was considered fair & impartial I was asked to judge a contest. I like a fool agreed without knowing what the contest was going to be.

    Came Friday night and as requested showed up early before bingo was to start to perform my judging duties. There they were 15 lady contestants, ages 75 to 89 all lined up ready to be judged.

    The reason I had to quit was my wife thought it was inappropriate for me to judge the wet tee shirt contest.
     
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    Is it as I suspect that a lady who had some “augmentation” performed suggested the contest?

    I, as you should, always agree with your wife on such matters in order to save oneself of some sort of wifely retribution at a later date. The obvious reasoning need not be expounded upon but we do have to remember that wives have a way of springing up some wrong doing at the most inconvenient of moments.
    At times, even years after the deed is supposedly long forgotten. :)
     
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    @Bob Kirk - thanks for the giggle, much appreciated :)
     
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    ROFLOL @Bob Kirk . You didn't have to look above the knees to judge the wet tee shirt contest, did you? :D
     
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    Your question reminded me of a dark joke.

    A senior woman was tired of living & was considering suicide. She went to her doctor to ask him exactly where her heart was.

    The doctor told her it was directly under her left breast.

    A few days later the doctor was called to the emergency room to answer why the senior woman was accusing him of her gunshot injury to her left knee.
     
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    Well Bob, that took me at least 20 seconds to register, but I got there :p
    @Bob Kirk
     
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