I had to quit volunteering at the local senior center here. Friday evenings I used to help with the bingo games. Filling in to call the numbers, taking care of the forms, selling markers paying the winners. All the usual stuff associated with bingo. Someone unknown to me thought an event to change up the routine and have a little excitement before bingo started would be fun for everyone. Because I filled in and was considered fair & impartial I was asked to judge a contest. I like a fool agreed without knowing what the contest was going to be. Came Friday night and as requested showed up early before bingo was to start to perform my judging duties. There they were 15 lady contestants, ages 75 to 89 all lined up ready to be judged. The reason I had to quit was my wife thought it was inappropriate for me to judge the wet tee shirt contest.