Your Philosophical One Liners

Hmmmm.... good joke that, Harry, I've only half heard it 432 times.

 

To reach the top of the ladder of success, it's a good idea to first put a foot on the bottom rung.

 

I've been 38" waist for as long as I can remember, but it's strange how I can get the fly-zip all the way up with size 44" waist trousers....

 

"Whomever invented the hole knew nothing!"

...because the wheel couldn't possibly exist without it.

 

Don't concern yourself with the grass on the other side. It's not your grass.