Your Philosophical One Liners

I agree

 

Do the job right the first time and you won’t have to do it over.

Hmmmm…..Shoveling snow from one’s driveway doesn’t fall into that axiom.

 

"Just remember ... "

 

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" — Phyllis Diller

 

“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.” — Bertrand Russell

 

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch ... I call it lunch."

 

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison

 

My favorite philosopher, Epictetus said:

“The man who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at”.

Yup.