Your Philosophical One Liners

I am not a hugger but this gives me something to think about.

 

Pushing #1 for English will not necessarily allow you to understand the person who answers the phone.

 

I once hug a bear, because he was hugging me. Ouch!!!

 

A person will no regrets if he/she is more concerned with what God says when they arrive….
than what man says when they are gone.

 

Freud said, "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
(No offense meant as it's just me making light of my own situation.)

 

Good judgement comes from experience.
That said, it is because of bad judgement that most experience is attained.

 

When life gives you lemons, make a Tom Collins.

 

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.

Epictetus

 

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

 

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Abraham Lincoln

 

Happiness is like urinating in one’s own pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

 

I disagree. I am not happy.