Your Philosophical One Liners

If you don't close the curtains when you walk about in your nude, have the good grace to make sure your windows are clean.

 

Jack, your signature quote is a good one too.

 

Thanks so much, Marie!

 

Your welcome, and your signature quote is true. Reminds me of a Solomon quote, " Much wisdom beings' great sorrow.
Or as we southerners say, 'your too smart for your britches '.

 

Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

 

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Bruce Lee

 

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you.

Saint Augustine

 

Don't believe everything you know.

 

Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right. ~ Ricky Gervais.

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. no telling?

 

Forgive everyone no matter what, but always remember the lesson you learned with them.

 

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Mark Twain


A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain

 

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Will Rogers

 

"So, you want to speak to the organ-grinder and not the monkey do you, well, let me just finish my banana and you can come into my office."