Your Philosophical One Liners

Kinda like: Never lend someone a loaded gun.

 

If I was to give you a great big kiss full on the lips, what would you do?

I'd get a tissue to wipe the marmalade off my mouth.

 

Beware the kiss for it could lead to a lifetime of disaster.

 

Do onto others what they did to you, only ten times worse.

 

What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

 

The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is that one is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

 

It’s a quality in us humans to not realize the true value of something until we lose it.

 

If everything around seems dark, look again, you may be the light.

 

" It is better to understand, than to be understood." Unknown, by me anyway but always liked it.

 

" He who is convinced against his will, is of the same opinion still."

 

Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were going to live forever. (Gandhi)

 

Give the waiter a tea-bag and say, "Have a drink on me."

 

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re misinformed.”

"Mark Twain".

 

Anger always reveals deeper, long-standing feelings or thoughts they have held back.