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Oh, the shark nibbles with his teeth, dear
And it leaves them pearly white
If he remembers to floss

 

My GMO tomatoes are ready to pick! Yum.

 

I need to know if this was pig-cow arm wrestling, pig-cow boxing, pig-cow loud argument or what.

Was the pig cowed by his opponent? Oh, never mind. I'm already boared with the whole thing.

 

Issac Newton before he invented Gravity!!

 

For cooling your soup:



To help with eyedrops:

 

So how long do I have to wait? I'm pretty sure I'm not smarter than I was when I first started waiting to be smarter. You see my dilemma? If I completely shut up until I'm smarter, then how will I know that I've gotten smarter? I'm getting confused thinking about it.

 

I like the second picture. You could say I've become a small fan of it.

You folks are perfectly justified in banning me if I keep making stupid jokes like that.... I can hardly stand my own self at times.

 

I'm going to assume that 'regular scent' means it still takes 10 to make up a dime.

Warning: There is no end to my stupidity.