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  1. Dwight Ward

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    Oh, the shark nibbles with his teeth, dear
    And it leaves them pearly white
    If he remembers to floss
     
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    My GMO tomatoes are ready to pick! Yum.
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    I need to know if this was pig-cow arm wrestling, pig-cow boxing, pig-cow loud argument or what.

    Was the pig cowed by his opponent? Oh, never mind. I'm already boared with the whole thing.
     
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    [​IMG] Issac Newton before he invented Gravity!!
     
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    Wart remover.jpg

    For cooling your soup:

    Soup cooler.jpeg

    To help with eyedrops:

    Eye drop funnels.jpeg
     
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    So how long do I have to wait? I'm pretty sure I'm not smarter than I was when I first started waiting to be smarter. You see my dilemma? If I completely shut up until I'm smarter, then how will I know that I've gotten smarter? I'm getting confused thinking about it.
     
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    I like the second picture. You could say I've become a small fan of it.

    You folks are perfectly justified in banning me if I keep making stupid jokes like that.... I can hardly stand my own self at times.:)
     
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    I've been nominated to tell you something...

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    I'm going to assume that 'regular scent' means it still takes 10 to make up a dime.

    Warning: There is no end to my stupidity.
     
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