For Beth, Nancy, Yvonne And Others

worst poem ever

 

I was thinking of you when I I posted the topic.

 

I like causing trouble but I also like and respect women, who I think are superior to men in many respects. I hope no one thinks I really believe a woman should be my servant as that list implies.
My trouble quota is satisfied for a while. I'll be nice now.

 

With step-by-step instructions like that, one would think you speak from experience.

 

If she were a pro, she would have mentioned ketamine in his before bed cocktail.

 

My mom actually followed all this advice. She is dead now.

I remember hearing of a woman who wanted to add to this list to spice up the marriage and wrapped herself in a Saran Wrap dress to meet hubby at the door. The vacuum salesman ran away leaving the vacuum.

 

These jokes are older than I am.

 

But probably not as old as their drawers.

 

Too late. I think the contract is out now.

 

These salty women jokes date back to Lot's wife and are drier than Moses when he parted the Red Sea.

 

Please refer to my post in "What Music Are You Listening To Today". I bat Beth G wrote this song.