For Beth, Nancy, Yvonne And Others

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  1. Dwight Ward

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    I was thinking of you when I I posted the topic.
     
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    I like causing trouble but I also like and respect women, who I think are superior to men in many respects. I hope no one thinks I really believe a woman should be my servant as that list implies.
    My trouble quota is satisfied for a while. I'll be nice now.
     
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    With step-by-step instructions like that, one would think you speak from experience. ;)
     
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    If she were a pro, she would have mentioned ketamine in his before bed cocktail.
     
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    My mom actually followed all this advice. She is dead now.

    I remember hearing of a woman who wanted to add to this list to spice up the marriage and wrapped herself in a Saran Wrap dress to meet hubby at the door. The vacuum salesman ran away leaving the vacuum.
     
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    I heard of a woman who did that, and all her husband could say was "Leftovers again?"
     
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    These jokes are older than I am.
     
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    But probably not as old as their drawers. :p
     
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    Too late. I think the contract is out now.
     
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    These salty women jokes date back to Lot's wife and are drier than Moses when he parted the Red Sea. :eek:
     
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    He did not skydive, nor drown from swimminz
    He could not keep from prodin' wimminz

    R.I.P.

    And those socks aren't gonna pick up themselves!​
     
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    Please refer to my post in "What Music Are You Listening To Today". I bat Beth G wrote this song.
     
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