Just For Laughs

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    Calgon used to do that for me.:)
     
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    My friend asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was & I had to answer in half a second, so I just guessed.
    I was right.
     
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    There's a new disease out there that causes an uncontrollable urge to tell jokes at airports.
    There is no cure. It's terminal.
     
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    A father built a model of Mt. Everest. His son asked him, "Is it to scale?"
    "No," said the father. "It's just to look at."
     
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    I suggested that my wife embrace her mistakes.
    She gave me a hug.
     
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    At present, the life expectancy of a man is about 76 years and for a woman it’s about 81.
    Question: Do I start wearing dresses before or after I transition?
     
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    Definitely.
     
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    Never trust stairs. They're always up to something.
     
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    I was on a diabetes awareness site. It asked me if I accept cookies.
     
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    A short parent: "Minimum."
     
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    What word starts with "E" and ends with "E" and only has one letter in it?
    Envelope.
     
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