I didn't know that either. But, I never, ever dunked a donut. I took a big bite and followed it up with a swig of coffee. And as an aside, I do use the Dunkin coffee.
That looks like a Twilight Zone Fruit Loops nightmare. All that's missing is a giant spoon and the creepy sound of a child giggling in the background.
Great Idea, Bill! That leaves only nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven doughnuts on the wall!