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Something that's always puzzled me ... how is a pen name different from a pencil name? The universe keeps throwing these questions at me.

 

Anyone who finds it either amusing or acceptable to accept pets pissing on furniture, or anywhere else folks are likely to unknowingly contact it, needs to get a serious head examination.

Frank

 

Since the reference to urinating pets took place in the context of an exchange meant purely to entertain, I find it both amusing and acceptable. Now pardon me while I make an appointment for a non-serious head examination.

 

I think pencil names are required for those whose wits persist in needing sharpening.
Pen names are for those whose sarcasm oft times needs to be contained.

Or something like that.

 

"pencil names are required for those whose wits persist in needing sharpening."
LOL !!!!!
I was trying to think of a way to one-up you on that but there ain't no way.