19. A brunette and a blonde fall into a well. The brunette says, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The blonde replies, "I don't know; I can't see."
Joke 21. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Joke 22. What happens when you give a politician Viagra? ---------------------- Answer: He gets taller.
When I first read the joke, I did not get it. But when I finally got it, I laughed a lot. I'm glad you got it, Shirley.
Joke 23. When asked if they would like to meet Bill Clinton, 86% of women in the US. said, "Not again.
Joke 23. When asked if they would like to meet Bill Clinton, 86% of women in the US. (including Monica) said, "Not again. better?
Out of the respect for both political parties in the upcoming election, I will post two jokes from now on, one on republicans and another on democrats. Joke 24: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place. Joke 25: A Democrat walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?" Bartender replies, “A Democratic Utopia” . The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those." The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
Joke 26. Finally, a fact both Democrats and Republicans can agree on! "Anyone with half a brain knows Trump won." Joke 27. I’m shocked that my grandfather voted for Biden! But he never would have done that when he was alive!
Joke 28. Tomorrow, November 8, 2022 is midterm election day. Question: Where is the most dangerous place to be standing on election day? ................. Answer: Anywhere between a conservative and a voting booth.