A Laugh A Mile

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  1. Bess Barber

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    Why didn't they just park their vehicle and call a friend or uber? The guy who called in, from your link, looks somewhat creepy though.
     
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    Sir Walter, you're pretty witty for an entry-level Senior!

    Hal
     
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    Not really funny if you were in it.....but still interesting.

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    I wonder what caused it? :confused:
     
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    The traffic jam was "Made in China"....?
     
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    THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A

    MAN AND HIS WIFE.

    PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY.

    BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM

    I BET THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN NOT TO MOST HUSBANDS O UT THERE:

    WOMAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

    MAN: YES

    WOMAN : HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?

    MAN: USUALLY ABOUT THREE

    WOMAN: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?

    MAN: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)

    WOMAN: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

    MAN: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE

    WOMAN: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450.

    IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5400 CORRECT?

    MAN: CORRECT

    WOMAN: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION,

    THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?

    MAN: CORRECT

    WOMAN: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN’T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?

    MAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

    WOMAN: NO.

    MAN: WHERE IS YOUR AIRPLANE?
     
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