Another Cranky Old Cuss

Late welcome from sunny and warm NC.

 

Wait... We aren't SUPPOSED to be cranky?

 

Well no, except as a front to keep people from knocking on your door and making the kids avoid our lawns.

 

We are NOT cranky old cusses! We are mildly mature curmudgeons.

 

Just because I’ve been seen sitting on my front porch whilst cleaning my shotgun doesn’t mean I’m cranky.

 

Well no, not you of course.

But lately I have seen some shit, personally (pardon my French).

 

Nope. just prepared and taking good care of your tools.