Lily Tomlin. One I like was when she was doing operator, and told Cocoa Cola, I'll unplug you one six-pack at a time.
Comedian Jeanne Robertson talks about the time she was in New Orleans. She had a limo driver with who she struck up a conversation. She asked him what the funniest thing he’s seen driving people around was. He said the funniest thing was that she asked him that same question a year ago.
Post #59 I put up above doesn't work because Steve Martin is still alive, so they made the video unavailable. He and Martin Short are still performing. https://www.drphillipscenter.org/events/tickets/2023/steve-martin-martin-short/