Ask Me Any Personal Question You Would Like To Know. I Don't Care

I've never been arrested but I've done my share of illegal things back when I was a teenager.

 

Yes--I was a good husband and father. A good husband is faithful,honest and loving, agood father protects and teaches values.

 

Good one, Beth. A great question.

 

Maybe because all of the "X is in The Hot Seat" threads are in that section? Same format. (Fill in X with a username.)

Back on topic?

 

Are you a Turtle?

 

Not sure how we were "off topic" since Lon said to ask him anything. (Those Hot Seat threads were before my time; now I need to check them out.)

 

Now ya see Shirley, in Post #11 he wrote that he “seldom” lies. Seldom doesn’t mean never and it doesn’t mean always but ya never know when or where seldom is going to happen.

 

He resides in a senior care residence so I doubt if he owns a donkey so he can exchange the bet with another turtle.

I wonder if he has taken the test?

Okay Lon, have you taken the test that all good turtles have to take?

 

Turtle test???? Did I miss something?

 

I was asked if I was a turtle.

 

I guess I'll have to dye my hair blond. I still don't get it.

 

Turtle? As in Teenage Mutant Ninja? Hmm, I can see you as Michelangelo, @Lon Tanner -- You'd make a great ninja.

 

@Jack Roberts will have to clarify, but I "assumed" he meant that old drinking game question, "are you a turtle?"

 

And the answer to that is…..”you bet your sweet a$$ I am.

Now, whether or not Lon has passed the test and become a member of the order of turtles is the question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles