I have one neutered farm cat. Strays stop by but Bonneroo will only allow cat one on the farm--HIM. And he is king of all.
One upsmanship. My friend has both her parents, several dogs, and cats in her kitchen pantry. I know they have a small cemetery lot up north with humorous headstones set but not sure any will make it up there. I told her I hear ashes make good fertilizer but she doesn't even garden.