Fox News By Faye

...and how do you know

 

what in the what

 

Jan. 20, 2020
20/2020 Breaking News!

 

Jan. 20, 2020 Too Dadgummed Early

 

Jan. 20. 2020

A handsome stranger strolls into town.
I asked his business in Faeville.
He is looking for two ladies that he
can identify only by their eyes.
Bess and I offer our fullest cooperation.

 

Jan. 20, 2020, Before the bird, gets the worm

 

Ok, and where's Nancy?

 

Nancy chooses to be invisible. @Von Jones would you like a role here? I have something in mind.

 

Yeah, I'd like a role.

 

Jan. 20, 2020 at Dawn Light

 

@Faye Fox.
Not only their eyes Fayetta They have certain distinguishing marks too.

 

Beware of the tall, dark stranger when he comes riding into your town.
The tall, dark stranger is danger so don't let no stranger hang around.
He can capture the heart of a woman with a glance from his flashing brown eyes

 

Take another look..this stranger is no longer dark or handsome. His flashing brown eyes are now bloodshot from too much alcohol abuse. He is a sad old man trying to pick up the pieces of a wasted life.

 

I bet @Faye Fox casts you as Doc Holiday.

 

I must say, this is the most hilarious knee slappin' fun story i have just read..!!