Fun With Synonyms

Try using synonyms on old sayings and phrases.

Example: "Liar Liar, Pants On Fire" becomes:
"Liar Liar, Trousers Ablaze" or
"Liar Liar, Slacks Ignited" or
"Liar Liar, Shorts in Flames"

"You can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks" becomes:
One Can't Instruct An Elderly Canine Fresh Illusions"

See how witty and original you can be!

Hal

 

If wishes were horses, beggars could ride.
If hankerings were equines , hoboes could proceed.

 

If I understood this game I would play it..
But I don't so I will not play...

 

Good one, Shirley...DAMN good! (This is what I liked to see in people...original wit!)

Hal

 

Here's one:

Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers

Get it?

Hal

 

I know that one! Sponge Bob Square Pants. I've watched that show a million times.

 

Ok, what's the original form of this one?

"Prevaricator, prevaricator
Trousers ablaze..."

Got it? Then you write one!

Hal

 

Liar , liar, pants on fire ...

" sleepy as a canine "