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    Dunno if this is really groan worthy or not but I’ll try it anyway.

    A comedian from England I was listening to made an observation. He said, “In school we were studying Pavlov’s dogs and I thought to myself how stupid those dogs were then the school lunch bell rang.”
     
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    Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing "What's New, Pussycat"
    Doc: Sounds like you got Tom Jones Syndrome

    Patient: Is it common???
    Doc: It's Not Unusual.
     
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    A Baldheaded man walks into a medical clinic with a live Frog perched on his head.
    The admissions nurse asks "May I help you?"
    The Frog says "Yes...I'd like to get this growth remove from my butt."

    Hal
     
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