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  1. Dwight Ward

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    I'm starting a business to sell high end designer diapers. Look for GucciGucciGoo.com.
     
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    Groan or cringe…dunno. I groaned at the stupidity but maybe others can groan , or cringe, for other reasons.
    Here’s the deal:
    I think beautification has gone too far especially if it involves defecation but right now, on the market and ready to take orders are companies that specially package capsulized glitter…..for poop.
    Yup, take a cap for glitterized crap. And do note….it’s Vegan!
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    I'm not going to ask what you were searching for on Amazon to come up with that. :D:D It could be fun when having a colonoscopy, though. Come to think of it, I have one of those Cologuard test kits that my doctor sent but I'm ignoring it. Hmmmmmm.
     
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    Just one of those things that some YouTuber wants folks to know. I thought it was bogus so I searched for it on Amazon and yup, it’s real.
    Notice the pretty “rainbow” on the packaging?
     
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    Yeah, getting the sample for the Cologuard kit feels so unnatural and mailing it off made me feel nasty, like I should warn the mailman or something.

    Do ya think maybe Bobby should get out more often? Is he spending too much time in the bathroom?

    Maybe I'm just as bad. I put my own body product on a saucer and put little candles in it to set on my witch ex-wife's porch for her birthday cake.

    I'm lying. My ex wasn't a witch and even if she was I wouldn't do such a crude thing to anybody. It's funny to think about though.
     
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    I don't know why I resist the Cologuard test. This is the second year they've sent me one and the second year I've ignored it. It does sound better than the colonoscopy but still not something I want to do. I'm beginning to think I've lived long enough so not really interested in more tests.
     
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    If you don't know you have cancer and ignore the possibility then it might go away on its own. If you get a positive test for it it feels more important and hangs around. I flunked out of medical school.
     
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    A scientist has reported that at long last he has successfully weighed a rainbow.
    Turns out that it was pretty light.
     
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    One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly, "You'll never get me up in one of those things."
     
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    That will brighten up the diaper change.
     
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