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Happy Cinco De Mayo

Discussion in 'Holidays & Traditions' started by Cody Fousnaugh, May 4, 2016.

  1. Bobby Cole

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    It sort of follows that if you get a case of Corona, the vaccinations won’t stop you from getting drunk.
     
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    We won’t go out and won’t celebrate the holiday but I may have a burrito
    and douse it with some picante hot sauce.
     
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    You gonna invade Canada and steal their jobs? ;)
     
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    That's why I drank Corona: "I'm not drunk. I have Lime Disease."
     
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    I haven't had a Corona (my beer of choice) in a while. I decided my poor liver is working overtime with chemo so I won't tax it further with alcohol. [​IMG]
     
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    Not to worry. Except for having some uh....idiots who boycotted Corona when the virus first broke out, I do not think Corona will discontinue making their beer. There will be another day for you to enjoy your preference and when that time comes I am sure Corona will still be in the cooler waiting.
     
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    We need Weird Al to do another "My Sharona" spoof.
     
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    I thought I had heard a parody not long ago about Corona beer / virus but I can’t find it but......this uh......lady of immense knowledge shall have to do.

    Perhaps this should have been placed elsewhere but she does talk about Corona beer and then she talks about salt which is reminiscent of a margarita and Mexicans which relates to Cinco de Mayo so....(yeah, it’s a stretch)
     
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    If she's kidding, she's darned good at it.

    If she's not? 'murica!
     
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    To get back on track, here’s something to soothe the savage breast on Cinco de Mayo....
     
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    We really do have people who are that, well, there are no words for it.
     
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    The word is "Voter."
     
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    I guess that is one reason @Cody Fousnaugh left Jacksonville--the brilliant people who live there. If she thinks Minnesota doesn't get hot, she has never been there in the summer. When I first moved to Minneapolis, it was over 100 F. for several weeks and the city ran out of both ice cream and beer, the two things Minnesotans live on along with ketchup and mayonnaise. Minneapolis doesn't allow semis in the city limits during the day, so things ran out every day and couldn't be restocked. I don't think they drank Corona though, mostly Grain Belt.
     
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    I've been to Minneapolis. They likely don't allow trucks during the day so the Union drivers can get double-time for after-hours work.

    As for the woman in that video: she thinks "Minnesota" is a small Coke.
     
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