Has Dinosaur Poetry Become Extinct?

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    It'll be fun.....!
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    Ten Little Dinos
     
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    What a Pretty Dog
    I kept the stegosaurus hidden because I do not trust neighbors
    They call if the cat jumps over the fence
    Police have been here twice about me putting my garbage out
    ten minutes early

    I bought Steggie off a pirate who did not have much background information
    I do not care; he is the best-behaved pet I have ever had
    He mows the lawn, and he does not hop all over people like the baby goats did.
    The neighbors were always calling about those two!
    What do you have back there? My great aunt Louisa asked, peeking out the window.
    I said, "fat dog".

    All I need is a bunch of newspaper reporters tromping around.
    When you live like a hoarder, it’s best to keep your stegosaurus a secret.
    That way, he can come inside when the weather gets colder
    And the health department will be none the wiser.
    “What a pretty dog!” Aunt Louisa said, calming my fears.
     
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    Don't ever feed a dinosaur
    By Baudelaire Jones

    Don't ever feed a dinosaur
    He might bite off your arm.
    That is, if he's a carnivore.
    If not, he'll do no harm

    It's not hard to tell the difference.
    It's a cinch to diagnose.
    If you can see it's teeth you know
    You're standing much too lose.
     
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