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Cat's Cradle Causes Chaos in Cyclone (meaow)

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Donald Duck Drove Daisy downtown driving dangerously down driveways!

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Every Easter Evelyn Eisenhower eats everything except Elephant ears everyday and evening of Easter

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Frogs found fishing for food.

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Goodness!! Great Grandma gets grilled for gratifying Gamers.. !!

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Hairy Harry Holloway hauls heavy horse heads to Huston however he can

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Itsy Igloo Iris is Immune to Icicles

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Justin Jacobs Junior just jared jumbleberry jam in June Jacobs Junior's jelly jars just joking in January .......

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Kevin Kills Klingon with Ketchup !

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Louise locked-up!! laughing in Loonie Bin..!!

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HA HA !

Mystery Man in Mexico Makes a Man Made Mountain of Mash !

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@Patsy Faye

National News now noting nothing's newsworthy !

 

Only Oscar opens others oven

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Popular people played pianos at Plaza Palace.

 

Quebec Quakers quietly quack at Bay of Quinte

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