Housekeeping Tips For Senior Men Living Alone

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  1. Faye Fox

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    Brucie no worries about Johnny getting you banned. He is trying to taunt you into a self banning. It is an old forum trick making one feel guilty for having a good idea on another's thread. I was within minutes of imposing a 30-day self-ban on myself for giving you wild and free boys of advanced years important survival tips. I restrained myself from posting about my extensive battery-operated tool collection boasting 3 vacuum cleaners, 2 drills, 4 saws, flashlights, fans, blowers, edgers, cell phone charger, Stihl chainsaw, clippers, and much more which would have been tacky and required 30 days self-ban in a mountain top Tibetian monastery women's repentance room.
     
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  2. Dwight Ward

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    Hah! No battery operated metal lathe.
     
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    Wanna buy one with a real motor on it? :eek:


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    Anyone who has every lived or worked in tobacco country knows that you don't pick tobacco. You pick cotton but not tobacco.
     
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    Hahaha! Yeah, you cut tobacco. You pick your nose and cut farts is the easy way to remember cotton and tobacco harvest methods.
     
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    Nope, not cut, either.:D
     
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    Well, the old way was to cut it off at the stalk so I deserve at least 50% credit.
     
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    Hell, how old are you, anyway????? :p
     
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    Shirley, when I was a kid, tobacco was "cropped" by hand. Now it's cropped with a gigantic mechanical harvester.
     
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    Hey Beth, how are you doing? :)
     
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    Hey Bruce. I'm pretty miserable these days. :( Thanks for asking.
     
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    Old enough to give these senior "bachelors" tips on housekeeping and discourse on cutting/chopping VS picking/plucking and proper use of hand tools VS big heavy motorized machines. :p :p:D Here is a hug Shirley so we can unite to guide these unencumbered advanced years boys before Bruce posts a photo of how he peels potatoes on his lathe.:rolleyes:
     
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    How to make a sandwich
    No dishes, utensils, or countertops to wash or clean

     
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    I've lived in tobacco country. I've worked in tobacco country. We picked tobacco. Sorry if this displeases you.
     
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