Husband And Wife Relationships

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  1. Marie Mallery

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    Yes I think that is the one. Thanks Bobby.
     
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    Today we had an argument and sometimes to cool arguments down we will quote a comedian or funny show, He came in after my bad experiment with the meal today,
    He had just climbed from under his truck changing oil pan filter,
    I told him, don't ask questions, just eat. Of course, he asks, what is this?
    We had seen this on one of shows we watched, he said, you shut up, made me laugh so I played along, we both had a laugh.

    Video is 16 seconds long,


     
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    40 years no smoking in house. I turn on fans on porch when we smoke.
    Jakes runs behinds me turning off lights, fans. I will come inside for a minute and fans off.
    So today I went into the bedroom and threw his socks, underwear in the floor.
    He ask what's wrong with you? I told him just a reminder to ask first. And I'd give him the 15cent on the light bill, He looked at me for a minute then said, 'I ain't said nothin' another comedian.
     
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    Familiar feel there. I remember Ma and Pa Kettle. LOL
     
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    LOL, me too, More recent the Beverely Hillbillys
     
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    This is a very common saying in Australia :):)

    Who is Jack Schitt ?

    Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.

    They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

    However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

    She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children,

    Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son,

    left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    So now when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them.



     
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    LOL, they were funny. Sometimes a little reminder is good though, don't you think?
    I bet he won't turn off any more fans for a while ,anyway.
    Jake doesn't like 'discusions' so I relate to silent communication. :p He did ask me if I wanted my closet rearranged.
    I told him we can rearrange the whole house if he wants to, just trying to be fair of course.
    he said, I ain't said nothin'.:rolleyes:
     
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    LOL, thats a long one, but funny, :p
     
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    LOL
     
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    Failure to communicate.o_O
     
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    Haven't seen this one, Jake and I had best laughs all month, maybe year.
    Marriage is work but worth it. Of course thats just my opinion.
    Some are happy being single.
     
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    I left fan on again,:oops:, so I wrote Jake an IOU for .10.
     
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