Joke Of The Day

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  1. Craig Wilson

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    Do we have this thread?

    Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
     
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    thread moved to Joke and Quotes of the Day.
     
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    What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

    I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
     
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    No offence to any blonde Boomers.

    There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
     
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    Since I'm blonde, I'm partial to blonde jokes. I actually have to read that one twice to figure out what she did wrong. :D
     
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    Blond all the way to the roots, huh? :D
     
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    LOL.. not only am I blonde , but I could probably name more of the US state capitals than many Americans.. :D:D
     
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    That's OK, I was blonde until my hair turned white.
     
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    Joke about school.
    Darqueeze played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running back, but a really poor student. At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed that if Darqueeze could answer one question correctly, he would give him a diploma. The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The principal was on the stage and told him to come up. Diploma in hand, the principal said:
    "Darqueeze, if you can answer this one question correctly, I'll give you your diploma." "Darqueeze, how much is three times seven?" Darqueeze looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, pondering the question. The other students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

    Then Darqueez held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. He said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one." A hush fell over the auditorium and then all the other students began to chant:

    "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
     
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    A whole school of blonds????????? :D
     
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    But not you Shirley. ;)

    Another for @Bess Barber then.:p
    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
     
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    There was an old man and an old lady who were 60 years old and celebrating 40 years of marriage.
    God was pleased with them and said both could choose a gift.
    The wife said she wanted them to go on a cruise ship to the Bahamas.
    Poof....God miraculously put two tickets in her hand
    The husband said, he wished he could go with a woman 30 years younger than him.
    Poof....he was 90 years old.
     
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