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    Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Six."

    Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

    Johnny: "Seven!"

    Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

    Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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    Johnny was always getting into trouble.

    One year he dressed as a pirate for the class Halloween party.

    Teacher: "Well, look at that! It's Cap'n Hook!! And tell me, Cap'n, where are your buccaneers?"
    Johnny: "Under my buckin' hat!"
     
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    I don't get it because I don't know any of the cusswords you all do.
     
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    Someone has led a very sheltered life. :)
     
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    Shhhhh.....don't say "shelter" around Dwight. We call it "Our in-between home."
     
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    E="Dwight Ward, post: 533026, member: 1767"]I don't get it because I don't know any of the cusswords you all do.[/QUOTE]
    I detect a taste of sarcasm in that remark
     
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    I detect a taste of sarcasm in that remark[/QUOTE]
    Sarcasm tastes just like chicken.
     
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