Just For Laughs

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    from The Babylon Bee:
    Senator Warren Leaps Out Just In Time To Swat Prenatal Vitamins Away From Woman Leaving Pregnancy Center
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    U.S. · JUL 11, 2022
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Elizabeth Warren has decided to take matters into her own hands in the war against crisis pregnancy centers, personally smacking free resources away from pregnant women when they leave.
    "Not today, paleface!" shouted Ms. Warren as she tackled a pregnant mom, wrestling away her prenatal vitamins. "And what are these, free ultrasound pictures? How dare they!" she continued, ripping apart the pictures in front of the woman. "Always remember how I just saved you from pregnancy center abuse!"
     
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    ... what his models really thought of Leonardo
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    I just saw a comment on a Yahoo article posted by a guy whose nickname is "Tyrone Shoelaces." I wish I had thought of that.
     
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    That would make a great Weight Watchers tool...not as an example, but as an appetite suppressant.
     
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    that is not me Mary...it's a joke
     
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