Just For Laughs

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  1. Dwight Ward

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    Restaurants have been known to pad out their ground beef with fillers so avoid the McCrispy burger mentioned in the story. I'd also stay away from the Ash Fries.
     
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    Just so you know:

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    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
     
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    One afternoon a rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
    'We don't have any money for food,'
    the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

    Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the rich man said.
    'But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
    under that tree.'

    'Bring them along,' the rich man replied. Turning to the other poor man he announced, 'You come with us, also.'
    The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife
    and six children with me.'
    'Bring them all, as well,' the rich fellow answered.
    They all climb in the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor
    fellows turned to the rich gent and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

    The rich man replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.'
     
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    I've just joined up with my local chapter of LGBTQ (Leftists Going Batsh.. crazy To deify Queerness). I'm not gay but I love the colorful clothes.
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    Oh, oh, do they have them in a tank top? I (she, her, them, they) would love to have one to wear to the gym!!
    Ooooo and do they come with accessories? Ya know, like bedazzled lifting gloves or BFR (blood flow restriction) straps? (I just love that word….straps).
     
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    For more formal occasions (funerals and such) I've ordered a double-breasted glitter suit. It doubles as a night light.
     
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    An, I *heart* Boy George emblazoned on the lapel would show how deep your convictions are, don’t you think?
     
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    ... singing 'Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon'
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1633823160327081986
     
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    You can do what you want but you are proving Jaspurr Miller's point. I will say it again. I don't care what anyone does but I don't want it shoved in my face.
     
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