Just For Laughs

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Allie Seay, Mar 29, 2015.

  1. Hedi Mitchell

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    Why are you not participating more in forum vs making posts such as this?
     
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    Ripoff Rickshaw
     
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    Went back and found some old post like this I didn't read.
    I am not on TikTok, However, It is all over youtube. Seems like a grab for membership, Using its competitor's Forum.
     
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    A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: "My Dear Wife, You will certainly understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table “ My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18. You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference — 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!” “See you sometime next week!”
     
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    Husband: "Honey, I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother."
    Wife: "Awww, thank you. But why does it say, "Do not resuscitate?"
     
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  8. Bobby Cole

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    With the success of the “Barbie” movie, the cost of Barbie and Ken dolls has shot up but the one kit that costs almost triple that of the other two kits is the “Divorced Barbie”.
    Why?
    Because included in the Divorced Barbie’s kit is Ken’s house, Ken’s condo, Ken’s 3 cars, his watch, his wallet……..
     
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    Never mind. I value my membership.
     
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    If you’re possibly referring to Ken doll’s lack of what would be anatomically correct for a guy:
    Well, it went somewhere so probably that too……..
     
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    I suppose I should admit here, that I was the model for the Ken Doll.
     
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    I bet you were a fast swimmer.
     
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    Love this one. People actually fall for this prank.

     
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    Just bought a car, but insurance quotes are ridiculous: :D

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    I don’t remember if I shared this before but it popped up again so……

    I really, REALLY like granny …….
     
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