Just For Laughs

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  1. Bobby Cole

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    I used to wake up feeling like a million dollars;
    Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check !
     
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    I know we have a thread for stupid advertisements but I couldn’t find it right off.

    An ad I just watched was for a product named Veozah.
    Veozah’s application is for the ladies who are going through menopause and supposedly stops hot flashes.

    Okay, so the product is touted to be a real life changer and every woman i
    of age is supposed to run to the doctor and request Veozah.

    Side effects include: nausea, headaches, stomach cramps, diarrhea, restlessness during times of sleep…….and……….hot flashes!

    They do say to fight fire with fire so maybe fighting hot flashes with hot flashes isn’t as bad as it sounds.
     
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    Remember Red Skeleton's jokes? I put some of them up when @John Houlihan and I were telling jokes last year.

    " I met a bum on the street, he said he hasn't had a bite in week, so I bit him."
     
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    Its funny how I can remember these corny jokes of over 60 years ago but can't remember why I in a room.

    " People don't like me till they get to know me ,then they hate my guts." Red Skeleton.
     
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    A woman failed her driving test four times and was determined to pass it so she tried again.
    One of the questions she continually failed on the test was this:

    You’re going down the road at about 50.
    There’s a mountain wall on one side and a cliff on the other and an old woman w/ her grandson walking in the middle of the road.

    What should you hit?
     
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    Bad-a-boom :)
     
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    I'm so smart!!!!!!!
    Smiley whistle.gif
     
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