Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool. You say you don't like mushrooms? It's OK, eventually they'll grow on you. OK, I'm going to quit telling mushroom jokes before I get in truffle.
Let me help get this thread back on topic. Question: Why do the young moms of northern Colorado put psilocybin mushrooms in their morning hot cocoa? Answer: Because they have no morels.
We have chicken of the woods mushrooms, honey mushrooms and puffball mushrooms right in our little woods here that I could cook up for you that you would like. Sadly, none of them would make you high.
I'm laughing at this, because it's exactly what I was thinking. "Mother's little helper." I shall not judge. It's an interesting topic because humans have always sought ways to alter their conscience. It starts as little kids, trying to get dizzy.