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Man Urinates On Corn Flakes

Discussion in 'In the News' started by Diane Lane, Mar 18, 2016.

  1. Frank Sanoica

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    An interesting "slant" on a "touchy topic", beyond a doubt. You're serious? Only benefit I ever got from peeing was to empty my bladder! :rolleyes:
     
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    Is that just an old wives tale then? I saw it on a "friends" episode too. :) Must be true.

    And yes to the peeing on grass killing it, my dog does a nice job of that.
     
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    Google says peeing on a jellyfish sting may make it worst. But, how am I going to hit my foot when I can't even hit the toilet?
    According to the wife. :rolleyes:
     
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    Thanks, Dave! Didn't want to have to do that anyway. Where did the myth start?

    Haha, you sound as bad as my grandsons. I always check the toilet before I sit down when I'm there.
     
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    Well... since we're kinda' in a rut here, one of my dubious encounters emerges: I was in Europe one time, 1972, with my first wife, who was born in Germany. In a restaurant in France, the restroom was marked "Pissoir"; I got the message. In the men's room, no urinals were present. A "rut", small trough-like ditch, ran along the wall, right at it's base. The men peed on the wall, down which it ran into the trough, to flow away. I was quite amazed that as "socially-advanced" a country as France employed rather, er,...........unusual (?) methods.

    I did not make this up. Frank
     
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    I've been in Portugal and this was in 1969 and some of the women's toilets just had a tile floor with a drain and the two sides were raised and that's were you stood, legs spread and peed. :)
     
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    Maybe one almost better: Plant I worked for in Phoenix had a large number of Korean women working hourly positions. The Custodian was constantly griping about having to wash the restroom floor endlessly. Seems the women were accustomed to standing above a hole bored in the ground, and peeing into it; miss the hole, oh, well. In the plant, they clambered up ONTO the stool, straddling it, seeking the hole below just as at home! Wow! Nop wonder the guy was pi$$ed! Frank
     
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    I can recall hearing of women wiping their babies' urine-soaked diapers on their faces as a beauty treatment. I had to double check online to verify that it was true, and came across this article about various uses of urine. http://www.treehugger.com/style/wiping-your-face-with-urine-and-other-natural-delights.html

    However, back to the matter at hand, I would categorize the corn flakes story in with those of restaurant employees spitting in or doing worse to customers' food.
     
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    I don't like to eat in restaurants because of stories similar. I rarely eat processed foods, but hey, there are nuts everywhere. So there's pretty much no place to hide:( I guess we could all grow our own food, like that's going to happen.
     
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    Not only that Frank, I remember being give some sort of hormonal meds, and someone said they were made from pregnate mares urine. So, I just thought I'd smell the bottle of pills, and guess what? I never took another one of them, gaggers:(
     
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    LOLLLLLLLL! I can't agree more!
     
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    While we lived in Phoenix, news story appeared in which a City Cop stopped at an Arby's for a sandwich. The young man preparing it, for whatever reason being as stupid as he was, somehow was seen by the Cop, possibly via a mirror or something, spitting on the sandwich he was preparing.

    The kid was arrested. The charge? Endangering the life of a Police Officer! During a visit to Chicago, Bill Clinton was "assaulted" by a woman who somehow had slipped through the "net". She declared him a no-good S.O.B., and was charged with endangering the life of the President.

    Both incidents typify the times we live in. My guess would be if the SOB story had happened to Teddy Roosevelt, he would have personally slapped her across the face.
     
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    Old man went into the drug store and asked for some Viagra he says he wants a very low dose which he can cut in half. The clerks curiosity made him ask why he reply I only want it long enough so I don’t pee on my shoes
     
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