Many Won't Get This Joke

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  1. Hal Pollner

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    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

    Howl
     
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    @Hal Pollner
    Thus the saying, a picture is worth a thousand words. :D


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    Yeah!
    You're one of the quick-witted ones, Bess!:cool:

    hp
     
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    I walk a thin line between being quick witted and a sarcastic smart a$$. :p
     
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  5. Hal Pollner

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    We named him "Egypt" because he leaves a Pyramid in every room.

    Hal
     
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    "Leo", the well-known MGM Lion, was filmed several times, but his famous Roar wasn't filmed until movie sound arrived after 1927.

    One of the first lions killed its trainer and 2 assistants after being filmed.

    Here is a still of an early filming scene:

    Hal
    mgm-lion_d400.jpg
     
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    Well, @Hal Pollner , then this isn't really considered a JOKE.....it is a RIDDLE. :D
     
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    I never suggested it was EITHER!

    Hal
     
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    Check your thread title. :rolleyes:
     
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    Well,i know im getting old too, I type slower then my mind works, so i will quit for now and tell you what i forgot. If i remember what it was, if anything,,
    i just read this and im not sure what it says even tho i wrote it.!
    I thought i had Alzheimer's I think, or so i thought.
    Oh well, as well, Oh Hell, there's the bell, Farewell !
     
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    I checked it...sorry for the misspellings.

    Hal
     
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    Does anyone remember the actress that told this lion joke?

    A very little boy had a very bad habit of telling very big falsehoods. His mother sought to correct this.
    One day he rushed in with wide eyes. “O mother, I just saw a lion on the front porch.”
    His mother looked and saw the neighbor’s dog sheared like a lion. But the little boy stuck to his story. Finally he admitted his fabrication. He was sent upstairs to stay thirty minutes and ask God’s forgiveness. Finally he came tripping down, and his mother questioned, “Did you admit your guilt to God?”
    “Oh yes,” was the flippant answer, “God said it would be all right — he thought it was a lion himself when he first saw it.”
     
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    Lost: Male Pit Bull

    Brown, missing left ear, blind in one eye, hindquarters displaced from accident, answers to the name of "Lucky".

    Reward. (Call number on tag)
     
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