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Many Won't Get This Joke

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Hal Pollner, Aug 23, 2018.

  1. Mary Robi

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    Hmmmmmmmmm…..working on it...…...somebody who's sho-gun-a have a good time tonight drinking rice wine?
     
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  2. Shirley Martin

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  3. Hal Pollner

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    Nope...not happy, because that's not the solution, Shirley!

    Harold
     
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    A double barreled shogun ?
     
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  5. Hal Pollner

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    HEY NANCY...Good Going!:D A+ A+ A+

    I now reserve my opinion on who is the sharpest riddle-solver on this Forum!

    (For those who don't get it...look up Shogun!)

    Hal
     
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  6. Nancy Hart

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    No Hal, @Mary Robi got the hard part (Shogun). . I just added the easy part.
     
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    Well, I still would call him Happy.:D
     
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    "twice-biblically-named paramour, with a contentious nature,
    how fare you with your botanical venture?"
     
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    With silver bells, and cockle shells,
    And pretty maids all in a row.
     
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  10. Hal Pollner

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    A customer walks into a dry cleaning establishment carrying a Suit.

    He says to the proprietor "I'd like to have this suit cleaned."

    The man looks over the suit, front and back, and says "We can't clean this suit!"

    The customer asks "Why not?"

    The man says "Because it's dirty!"

    Hal

     
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    I didn't get it.
     
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  13. Hal Pollner

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    There's nothing to get, Bess....This is an "attitude" joke, which got a big laugh from Rodney Dangerfield.

    Hal
     
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  14. Hal Pollner

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    I KNOW, I KNOW !

    "Mary Mary, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?"

    Hal (Boy, that Mary Robi.....what a vocabulary and her Oxford-like usage of it!);)
     
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  15. Mary Robi

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    OK, as much fun as this is, one more round and it's someone else's turn:

    A designated diminutive ungulate exercised his right to participate in a situation of open exchange of foodstuffs for legal tender.
    Another of the same species opted to not participate.
    Yet another ingested a quantity of bovine muscle tissue.
    The fourth ungulate engaged in the practice of restricting calories.
    And the most diminutive of the species proceeded to return to his legal abode while repeatedly uttering unpleasant high-pitched noises.

    *****

    There existed an age-challenged person of the female gender who resided in an unlikely structure shaped like footwear.
    This person had procreated at a level that left her utterly bewildered as to her options for rearing her spawn.

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    A person named for a saint and also a Czar was given to consuming cultivars of cucurbita pepo,
    was joined in matrimony with a female who he was incapable of providing for and retaining.
    He deposited her in the above-mentioned cultivar, after having removed its pulp,
    And in that place he was able to retain her to a high degree of success.
     
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