YO GLORIA..... I DIDN'T UNPEEL THE TAB! Now everything is Jake! Hal #3 Hal Pollner, 51 minutes ago @Hal Pollner
I forget what show I was watching, but there was a guy on there (some ordinary schmuck like us, not someone in entertainment) and he was saying he wanted to get married because he knew what his life would look like if he remained single. He was serious. Cracked me up.
And then when the ladder springs over backward and the fellow working on the chimney goes flying, he'll sing "Mama told me there'd be days like this..."!!!