What did the wild-eyed doe say when she came running out of the forest? She said I will never do that for two bucks again.
Poor Harry's Richard got a case of frostbite on a trip to the North Pole. "My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive, and borderline traumatized, the last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan," he wrote. In his book. Now, I'm not a man nor do I play one on TV; but I remember my hubby saying that when exposed to cold air, his Richard drew so far up into his belly that it looked like the starter button on a '39 Ford. So, how did Harry's Richard get frost bitten? Hmmmm? "I'd been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend. She urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream." "‘My mum used that on her lips, you want me to put that on my todger?’" the autobiography reads. "‘It works Harry, trust me.’ I found a tube, and the minute I opened it, the smell transported me through time. I felt as if my mother was right there in the room and I took a smidge and applied it . . . down there." And apparently, his Richard quickly sprang back to life. I can see men all over the world rushing out to buy a tube of Elizabeth Arden cream. Or maybe a whole case of it. I think I'll buy some stock in the company.
Sounds like a made up story to start controversy and get attention. Believe me, I have been in very cold temps and have never heard of such a thing. I suppose if you are stupid enough to be running around naked in cold temps, and he may be that stupid, but normal guys are not.